{"id":4595,"date":"2026-08-04T12:18:58","date_gmt":"2026-08-04T12:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/?p=4595"},"modified":"2026-08-04T12:18:58","modified_gmt":"2026-08-04T12:18:58","slug":"my-husband-stood-before-nearly-three-hundred-guests-and-announced-wholl-give-me-twenty-dollars-for-this-worthless-wife-after-twenty-seven-years-of-marriage-i-didn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/?p=4595","title":{"rendered":"My husband stood before nearly three hundred guests and announced, \u201cWho\u2019ll give me twenty dollars for this worthless wife?\u201d After twenty-seven years of marriage, I didn\u2019t break down or defend myself. I simply met his eyes without saying a word. Then a man I had never met lifted his hand and calmly offered 2 million dollars, explaining that he had spent years searching for someone exactly like me. \u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"s-head-large s-head-has-sep the-post-header s-head-modern s-head-large-b has-share-meta-right\">\n<div class=\"post-meta post-meta-a post-meta-left post-meta-single has-below\">\n<div class=\"post-meta-items meta-below has-author-img\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ts-row\">\n<div class=\"col-8 main-content s-post-contain\">\n<div class=\"the-post s-post-large-b s-post-large\">\n<article id=\"post-71454\" class=\"post-71454 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail category-life-story\">\n<div class=\"post-content-wrap has-share-float\">\n<div class=\"post-content cf entry-content content-spacious\">\n<h1><strong>\u201cLet\u2019s open the bidding at five hundred dollars!\u201d my husband shouted, lifting the microphone before almost three hundred attendees. \u201cWho wants to take this worthless wife off my hands?\u201d<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>The Miami hotel ballroom exploded with booming laughter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>I remained perfectly still beneath the brilliant stage lights, dressed in the navy blue gown I had purchased especially for that evening, my hands folded firmly before me. Harold Prescott grinned widely as though he had just shared the greatest joke of the entire year. Close to the cocktail bar, one of his business colleagues lifted a plastic stirrer and bid five hundred dollars, simply to play along with the joke.<\/p>\n<p>I did not cry, and I did not begin arguing. I only looked directly at him with calm indifference.<\/p>\n<p>That painful hum!liation had not begun only that evening, because it had been growing steadily across twenty-seven long years through quiet insults and intentional silence until I became nearly invisible inside my own marriage.<\/p>\n<p>I had personally planned that entire Prescott Foundation fundraising gala, carefully selecting the floral arrangements, inviting every attendee, working with the media, organizing the menu, securing sponsors, and even choosing the premium wine that Harold was proudly claiming had been his own personal selection.<\/p>\n<p>For eleven consecutive years, I handled every piece of work behind the scenes while he accepted all the recognition.<\/p>\n<p>He arrived forty minutes behind schedule, kissed my cheek before the executive board, and casually told everyone standing nearby.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy wife always finds a way to make everything look effortless,\u201d Harold said with a faint grin.<\/p>\n<p>Then he spent the following hour confidently claiming credit for every one of my choices.<\/p>\n<p>Throughout dinner, he drank several servings of bourbon and started making his familiar belittling jokes about me. He told everyone at the table that I was traditional, that I still recorded household spending inside a paper notebook, and that my version of wild excitement was simply replacing the flowers in the dining room.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnastasia is definitely the most boring woman anywhere in this room,\u201d Harold declared across the crowded table. \u201cAnd I mean that with sincere affection, naturally.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Everyone seated there laughed loudly at his comment. I forced myself to smile politely as well, because for many years, I had wrongly mistaken endless tolerance for genuine self-respect.<\/p>\n<p>Later that evening, one of his business associates proposed a symbolic mock auction to collect additional money for the charity. Harold instantly seized my hand and guided me onto the main stage.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>For one brief moment, I foolishly believed he intended to publicly thank me for all my work.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>Instead, he rested a heavy hand upon my shoulder as though he were presenting a used item at a garage sale.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFive hundred dollars for my wife,\u201d Harold announced confidently into the microphone. \u201cShe cooks, she organizes, and she hardly ever complains.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The audience burst into laughter once again, even louder than before.<\/p>\n<p>I glanced across those laughing faces and recognized people I had welcomed into my house, mailed thoughtful presents to, visited while they stayed in hospitals, and congratulated on their birthdays. They were all celebrating happily while my own husband reduced me to inexpensive merchandise.<\/p>\n<p>Then a strong, unfamiliar voice rang out from the rear of the room.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTwo million dollars,\u201d the man announced clearly.<\/p>\n<p>A sudden, heavy silence settled across the entire ballroom.<\/p>\n<p>A tall man wearing a custom-tailored gray suit stood beside the main entrance. He looked to be in his early sixties, and he was not watching Harold whatsoever, but instead looking straight at me with a serious expression.<\/p>\n<p>Harold released a tense, uncomfortable laugh.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, it appears we have an incredibly generous donor with us tonight,\u201d Harold stumbled into the microphone.<\/p>\n<p>The stranger started walking calmly toward the stage while guests quickly stepped aside to make room for him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy name is Owen Rodgers,\u201d the man said when he reached the front.<\/p>\n<p>Several guests noticeably caught their breath after hearing that name. I immediately recognized the surname because he was a famous venture capitalist, philanthropist, and founder of one of the nation\u2019s leading investment companies.<\/p>\n<p>Harold stretched out his hand with an enthusiastic smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMr. Rodgers, it is truly an honor having you here,\u201d Harold said warmly.<\/p>\n<p>Owen Rodgers completely disregarded the extended hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did not come tonight to support your foundation,\u201d Owen said plainly. \u201cI came because I knew your wife would be here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Harold\u2019s friendly expression instantly shifted into visible confusion.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo the two of you know each other?\u201d Harold asked, looking between us.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have never met this gentleman before in my entire life,\u201d I answered truthfully.<\/p>\n<p>Owen met my eyes with complete seriousness.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMrs. Prescott, I urgently need to speak with you tomorrow,\u201d Owen said quietly. \u201cThere is something extremely important you should have learned many years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<h1><strong>\u201cI accept your invitation,\u201d I replied before I had the chance to reconsider.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>During the silent drive home, Harold gripped the steering wheel so firmly that his knuckles became white.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat exactly did you do that made a man like him offer two million dollars for you?\u201d Harold demanded furiously.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did absolutely nothing,\u201d I replied calmly.<\/p>\n<p>He obviously did not believe anything I said.<\/p>\n<p>That very night, he contacted his private investigator and requested a complete background investigation into Owen Rodgers.<\/p>\n<p>By sunrise, he received an urgent report that drained all color from his face, revealing that the wealthy businessman had been searching for a woman named Anastasia Robbins for many years.<\/p>\n<p>Harold realized, long before I did, that the joke auction had unlocked a door that nobody could ever close again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><b>PART 2<\/b><\/h1>\n<p>Owen selected a quiet little diner in Atlanta, well away from the elegant places where Harold was often recognized. He rose courteously the moment I arrived and waited until the server stepped away before speaking.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI owe you an apology for how dramatic I was last night,\u201d Owen said softly. \u201cI simply couldn\u2019t remain silent while everyone treated you so badly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do you know me?\u201d I asked plainly.<\/p>\n<p>Owen inhaled deeply before replying.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThirty years ago, you taught at an elementary school in Ohio,\u201d Owen said. \u201cOne rainy afternoon, you found a frightened teenage girl sitting outside the main bus station.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The memory rushed back immediately, bringing with it the picture of a drenched young girl clutching a torn backpack, her eyes filled with fear.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHer name was Naomi,\u201d I murmured quietly.<\/p>\n<p>Owen nodded with a gentle smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat was Naomi Parsons, my younger sister,\u201d Owen said. \u201cShe had escaped a terrible home environment and intended to board the first bus leaving town, but you bought her a hot meal, contacted a social worker, and stayed beside her until morning.\u201d<\/p>\n<h1><strong>\u201cI remember visiting her afterward at the youth shelter and helping her stay current with school,\u201d I replied softly.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cShe eventually became a human rights attorney,\u201d Owen continued proudly. \u201cShe devoted her life to protecting young people without families, and she always believed everything began because one caring teacher asked whether she was hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He reached into his jacket and removed a thick paper envelope.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNaomi passed away eight months ago after an illness,\u201d Owen said, his voice tightening. \u201cBefore she died, she made me promise I would find you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I felt like I could barely breathe as I accepted the envelope.<\/p>\n<p>I read Naomi\u2019s letter later that evening while sitting alone inside the guest bedroom of my home.<\/p>\n<p>She thanked me sincerely for proving that genuine kindness existed, but she left me with far more than heartfelt words, because she had officially appointed me as a principal board member of her charitable foundation with complete authority over its programs.<\/p>\n<p>While I was trying to absorb everything, Harold hired yet another investigator, fully convinced that Owen and I were secretly involved.<\/p>\n<p>The investigator\u2019s report uncovered absolutely no evidence of any romantic relationship between us.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, it revealed decades of quiet generosity that my husband had never bothered asking about, including struggling children I had fed, grieving widows I had comforted, and local veterans I had helped.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, a recording of the auction spread rapidly across social media. Within four days, it attracted tens of millions of views, prompting thousands of comments describing Harold as a heartless husband. Major corporate sponsors immediately withdrew their agreements with his company, two profitable real estate projects ended negotiations, and his board of directors called an emergency meeting.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEverything I\u2019ve worked for is collapsing,\u201d Harold told me angrily late one evening. \u201cI need you to appear on national television with me and tell everyone the auction was only an inside joke between us.\u201d<\/p>\n<h1><strong>\u201cI will not lie to the public just to protect your reputation,\u201d I answered firmly.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>Several days later, Owen brought me to visit one of the homeless shelters entirely supported by Naomi\u2019s estate. There I met a young mother named Judith who had been living inside her car with her two young children for several months. I sat beside her, purchased warm meals for her family, and listened carefully as she shared her struggles.<\/p>\n<p>The foundation immediately approved six full months of housing assistance while she completed her vocational nursing program.<\/p>\n<p>When I returned home later that evening, Harold immediately noticed the obvious change in my outlook.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t need any of this anymore, do you?\u201d Harold asked bitterly. \u201cYou don\u2019t need this mansion, you don\u2019t need my money, and you certainly don\u2019t need me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Before I had the chance to answer, a courier arrived at our front door carrying a thick cream-colored envelope.<\/p>\n<p>It was a formal invitation to the annual gala hosted by the Parsons Family Charity Foundation.<\/p>\n<p>Printed directly beneath my name were two bold words that immediately caught my attention: Keynote Speaker.<\/p>\n<p>The final page explained that Naomi\u2019s official will would be publicly read that evening, together with the real reason Owen had offered two million dollars for me during the auction.<\/p>\n<p>Harold read the invitation over my shoulder, and I saw his hands begin trembling.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnastasia,\u201d Harold said uneasily, \u201cthere\u2019s something important I\u2019ve never told you about that foundation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In that heavy silence, I finally understood the secret did not belong only to Owen and Naomi.<\/p>\n<p>My own husband had intentionally concealed a huge part of the truth from me for many years.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><b>PART 3<\/b><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you actually know about that foundation?\u201d I asked Harold sharply.<\/p>\n<p>Harold quietly shut the kitchen door behind him, looking like a man who had just broken something beyond repair.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFive years ago, my company attempted to buy the downtown property where one of their primary shelters is located,\u201d Harold admitted. \u201cMy investment group planned to tear down the building and replace it with a luxury hotel complex, but Naomi Parsons refused to sell the property.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cAnd what does any of that have to do with me?\u201d I asked, moving a step closer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNaomi personally directed the legal fight against us,\u201d Harold explained quietly. \u201cShe publicly accused my company of intimidating the local families who lived in that neighborhood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I immediately remembered those stressful weeks years earlier when Harold came home furious, yelling about a determined lawyer who was preventing his multimillion-dollar business project. Back then he had never spoken her name, and I had never asked, because by then we were simply living under the same roof instead of sharing a real marriage.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>\u201cThen my legal team discovered she had been searching for you,\u201d Harold continued, lowering his eyes. \u201cOne of my attorneys recognized your maiden name in several of her legal records.\u201d<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cHave you known who Naomi Parsons was all this time?\u201d I asked, my voice trembling with disbelief.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d Harold admitted quietly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow long have you known?\u201d I continued.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor almost four years,\u201d Harold answered softly.<\/p>\n<p>I had to steady myself against the granite kitchen counter to remain standing.<\/p>\n<p>For four years, my husband knew the young girl I had helped decades earlier was searching for me, yet he deliberately remained silent because the truth thre:atened his real estate project.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid any letters arrive for me at the house or your office?\u201d I asked, staring directly at him.<\/p>\n<p>Harold stayed silent for a long moment before replying.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you receive her letters?\u201d I asked again, my voice louder.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTwo letters arrived at the corporate office,\u201d Harold finally admitted. \u201cMy secretary accepted them, and I instructed her to place them in the file room.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I did not yell or lose my temper. Instead, a deep, icy sense of clarity settled over me.<\/p>\n<p>The hum!liating auction was no longer the worst thing he had ever done, because a cru:el joke could be blamed on alcohol or arrogance, but intentionally cutting me off from a dying woman had been a deliberate decision.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNaomi died believing I had chosen to ignore her letters,\u201d I said quietly.<\/p>\n<p>Harold tried to move closer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was only trying to protect our family business,\u201d Harold said defensively.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d I answered immediately. \u201cYou were protecting your control over my life. You understood that if I learned who she was, I would create a life beyond your shadow.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I went upstairs to the guest room, packed Naomi\u2019s letter, gathered my essential documents, and filled one suitcase. I walked out of the mansion that very night, and two days later I signed a lease for a modest apartment in a quiet neighborhood of Savannah, with bright white walls and a large oak tree outside the window.<\/p>\n<p>It was not a grand mansion, but it was completely mine.<\/p>\n<p>When I met Owen to share everything I had learned, he listened without interrupting, his expression solemn throughout.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNaomi believed someone was preventing her letters from reaching you,\u201d Owen told me. \u201cThat\u2019s exactly why she recorded one final video message especially for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The gala was held in the Grand Ballroom of a historic hotel in Philadelphia, with hundreds of respected business executives, attorneys, community advocates, and reporters attending after the recent viral controversy.<\/p>\n<p>I prepared carefully for the evening, selecting a dark green gown and styling my own hair without seeking anyone\u2019s approval.<\/p>\n<p>As I looked into the mirror, I finally saw a woman confidently standing in her own place.<\/p>\n<p>Owen welcomed me warmly at the entrance.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>\u201cYou don\u2019t have to prove anything to anyone inside that room,\u201d Owen reminded me gently. \u201cSimply speak your truth.\u201d<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>When the host announced my name, I walked confidently onto the stage while my heart beat steadily. Sitting alone in the final row was Harold, without the confident smile he always displayed whenever cameras were nearby.<\/p>\n<p>I opened my speech by telling the story of a cold afternoon in Ohio, describing how I had nearly walked past a frightened teenager because I was exhausted after work. I explained to the audience that the young girl never asked for help, but I noticed the fear in her eyes and decided to sit beside her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor years, I believed I had simply bought a warm meal for a stranger,\u201d I told the audience. \u201cNow I understand that the moments which change lives rarely appear important while they are unfolding.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lights throughout the ballroom gradually dimmed.<\/p>\n<p>Naomi appeared on the giant projection screens, looking physically weak from illness but with eyes filled with quiet strength.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnastasia, you may not remember every detail from that evening, but I certainly do,\u201d Naomi said through the speakers. \u201cI remember the hot soup, your gentle voice, and the fact that you never once asked what I had done to end up alone on the street.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The entire ballroom remained perfectly still.<\/p>\n<p>Naomi described how that brief meeting gave her the courage to accept support, finish her education, and dedicate her life to standing up for others.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor decades, I searched for the woman who saved my life,\u201d Naomi said in the recording. \u201cWhen I finally found her, certain people deliberately stopped my messages from reaching her, but I did not seek revenge. I only want people to see the harm caused when truth is hidden for personal benefit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Detailed records immediately appeared on the screen, displaying official delivery confirmations for the letters sent to Harold\u2019s office, together with internal emails showing his instructions for his assistant to file them away in order to protect his corporate development project.<\/p>\n<p>A wave of shocked whispers spread throughout the audience.<\/p>\n<p>Harold lowered his head in complete shame.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnastasia,\u201d Naomi concluded warmly, \u201cI am leaving you a permanent position on this foundation\u2019s executive board because you became part of its mission long before it was ever created. The two million dollars my brother pledged during that auction will be used in your honor to build a modern community center for women in Ohio.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At that moment, I finally understood the true meaning behind that extraordinary pledge.<\/p>\n<p>Owen had never tried to purchase me at the auction.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>Instead, he had transformed Harold\u2019s public hum!liation into a lasting commitment to protect others.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>The screen slowly faded to black, and every person in the ballroom rose to their feet in a standing ovation.<\/p>\n<p>I quietly cried for the frightened teenager at the bus station, for the remarkable woman she became, and for myself, because I had finally stopped shrinking just to make one man feel powerful.<\/p>\n<p>When the evening concluded, the foundation\u2019s attorneys explained that Naomi\u2019s estate had reserved substantial funding to expand shelters across the country, placing genuine leadership responsibilities in my hands.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve never received formal corporate training to lead a major foundation,\u201d I admitted to one of the directors.<\/p>\n<p>The director smiled warmly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve been doing this meaningful work for decades,\u201d she replied. \u201cYou simply never needed a title.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Close to midnight, Harold was waiting for me outside the cloakroom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI sat there and watched every moment,\u201d Harold said quietly. \u201cI spent four years hiding the truth just to protect business deals and corporate profits because I convinced myself it was the right thing to do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd what do you understand now?\u201d I asked quietly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow I understand I was really protecting myself from realizing that you never truly needed me,\u201d Harold replied honestly. \u201cDuring twenty-seven years of marriage, I never once asked about your everyday life or why helping strangers mattered so much to you, because I foolishly believed your world only began when I walked into it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I remained silent, listening carefully to his words.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m truly sorry, Anastasia,\u201d Harold continued, his voice trembling. \u201cI was married to an extraordinary woman, and I only recognized her worth after someone else made the whole world see it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I could sense that, for the first time, his apology was genuine.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI forgive you,\u201d I answered calmly. \u201cBut forgiving you does not mean I\u2019m coming back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Harold slowly nodded and stepped aside, allowing me to walk past.<\/p>\n<p>The consequences for his business came quickly. The board opened an internal investigation into his land transactions, requiring him to resign as chief executive officer and sell company shares to cover mounting liabilities.<\/p>\n<p>Our divorce moved forward peacefully as we met with our attorneys and divided our marital assets fairly.<\/p>\n<p>Just before signing the final documents, Harold looked up at me.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>\u201cDo you think we could have been truly happy if I had appreciated you sooner?\u201d Harold asked quietly.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d I replied gently. \u201cAnd I no longer need to know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Over the months that followed, my life changed completely without television cameras or public attention, as our foundation opened additional support shelters and greatly expanded youth scholarship programs.<\/p>\n<p>The new community center officially opened that autumn, with a simple plaque displayed near the entrance that read:<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>NAOMI\u2019S HOUSE<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKINDNESS NEVER DISAPPEARS. IT ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY BACK.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Owen and I continued working closely together, often enjoying quiet dinners after long board meetings while discussing community projects and shared memories. A deep affection gradually grew between us, but neither of us felt any urgency to define what we were.<\/p>\n<p>I no longer needed to be known as anyone\u2019s wife to recognize my own worth.<\/p>\n<p>One autumn afternoon, Owen brought me to Naomi\u2019s resting place in the peaceful cemetery. He placed fresh white flowers beside her headstone before quietly stepping away to give me privacy.<\/p>\n<p>I knelt beside the grass.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou believed I was the one who saved you all those years ago,\u201d I whispered softly to the stone. \u201cBut the truth is, you came back and saved me when I didn\u2019t even know I had lost myself.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As I walked toward the cemetery exit, I noticed a young woman sitting alone on a bench near the front gates. She looked about twenty years old and held a worn backpack tightly against her chest while cautiously watching people pass by.<\/p>\n<p>I recognized that guarded silence immediately because I had seen the same expression in the rain thirty years earlier.<\/p>\n<p>I walked over and sat at the opposite end of the wooden bench, leaving enough space so I wouldn\u2019t frighten her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you hungry?\u201d I asked gently with a warm smile.<\/p>\n<p>The young woman hesitated for a few moments before raising her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d she answered quietly.<\/p>\n<p>Her name was Michelle, and she had recently escaped an unsafe home with nowhere else to go. We walked together to a nearby diner, where I arranged a place for her at one of our local shelters while staying beside her until she finally felt secure.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>The circle of kindness quietly began again, without cameras, applause, or microphones.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>That evening at the hotel gala, when three hundred people laughed at my expense, was never the end of my dignity.<\/p>\n<p>It was simply the final moment I ever allowed someone else to decide my worth.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cLet\u2019s open the bidding at five hundred dollars!\u201d my husband shouted, lifting the microphone before almost three hundred attendees. \u201cWho wants to take this worthless wife off my hands?\u201d The &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4596,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4595"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4597,"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595\/revisions\/4597"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edmpackz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}